Dear Cake...

Dear Cake,

If you could go straight to my boobs instead of my thighs and belly that'd be great, thanks!

Love,

Me

P.S. I have enough booty too, thanks!

Ikea First Timer

Ikea Display (Like, can I move in???)

Have you ever been to Ikea with someone who's never been there before? Well it's an experience, let me tell you. My boyfriend used to hate Ikea, I thought it was because he didn't like the style of furniture or he thought it was not up to his standards, well that was not the case. He had never actually been there before! (I know, right?!) I think he had just assumed he wouldn't like it.

Last Saturday we went for my birthday to get me a desk so that I could have a real working space at home and even though I was totally psyched for my birthday present, it turned out to be way more fun than anticipated because of my boyfriend's reactions. The following are actual comments and questions made by my boyfriend:

"I'm scared."

"Are we in a world?"

"Are we at Disneyland?"

"I'm scared."

"I don't know why I was philosophically opposed before."

Yes, I know, he said he was scared a few times, but as it turns out he will be returning (yay!). And hello, why wouldn't he? Ikea is awesome.

More on my new workspace to come!

-Liz

Because We All Have A Cause That's Dear To Our Heart

I offered to buy my co-worker a Beans & Brews gift card for helping me out, but he said he preferred cash so I gave him cash, but he he gave it right back....all over my yoga mat, pfft!

After much consideration about what to do with this extra cash I decided to start a fund for a cause that's very dear to my heart. Feel free to donate. 

Until next time!

-Liz

I Will Not Be Calling In Dead Tomorrow

The Dreadful Keyboard

Have you ever expressed frustration to your boss in an email by saying that you were going to call in dead the next day and then later remembered that the reason he is currently out of town is for a funeral? Yea, me either. *sigh*

-Liz

P.S. I really need a vacation ASAP, but since that is over a month away, I will take up drinking instead.

P.S.S. Hooray for awesome bosses who are nice and see the humor in things.

My Easter Eggs

My last two Easter eggs

Just when I thought I had eaten the last of them I find two more. Don't worry, I'm thinking about freezing my Easter eggs juuuuust in case I wanna eat one some day.

Happy belated Easter!

-Liz